[seasonality] catchall for crow

[wtfox]

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[chevaliered]

[ opens his mouth





closes it



swoops an arm out like an invitation for the lady to pass, unobstructed. ]

[wtfox]

[sneaksneaksneak...

once she's past the classroom door, she mouths, "thanks!"]

[chevaliered]

[ he winks, and follows her as she makes an escape solid snake would be proud of. ]

That bad of a class, huh?

[wtfox]

It's terrible. I have so many regrets.

[chevaliered]

Better or worse than Cats?

[wtfox]

Worse, because at least I can make fun of Cats.

[chevaliered]

You managed to get through Cats without the associated trauma?

[wtfox]

Oh, no, it was totally awful. But, like, if you go into it expecting it not to be good and you laugh at the parts that are painful, it's more manageable. You can't do that with this class.

[chevaliered]

Harder to make physics funny compared to mostly-naked human cats parading around on screen? Surely not.

[wtfox]

I guess I just don't have a very good imagination!

[chevaliered]

Just imagine people falling over in silly ways and calculate the angle they fell at and how long it'll take for them to hit the ground?

[wtfox]

Wait, are you trying to get me to go back to class?

[chevaliered]

[ pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffttttttttttttttt ]

No.

[wtfox]

Good, 'cause I'm not going back!

[said with all the certainty of a 14-year-old who definitely knows best]

[chevaliered]

[ 14-year-olds never know best. source: me, i was a 14-year-old once. ]

Does that mean you have to double up on other classes to make up for it?

[wtfox]

Oh.

[a beat]

I hope not.

[chevaliered]

…

How many times do you think they’ll let me take colouring to avoid the rest of my cats classes and all if physics and does Shakespeare is gay?

[wtfox]

There's only one way to find out, right?

[chevaliered]

Nice.

I am gonna be the most veteran colorer the world has ever seen. [ no, he’s just gonna nap for half of it and then colour like the wind. ]

Seriously though, what about physics made it so unpalatable that Miss Future-Dean’s-List is playing hooky?

[wtfox]

[wait, hold on]

"Miss Future-Dean's-List"? You mean me?

[chevaliered]

Assuming it’s an accolade for eating all your vegetables and doing well in class, I don’t think it’s going to go to the guy who napped through most of colouring in the lines 101 versus literally anyone who took the Very Serious physics class, do you?

Even if they did sneak out partway through.

[wtfox]

[she giggles]

If anything I think it'll go to someone who stayed for the whole class!

[chevaliered]

Did they take attendance though? You might get away with it.

[wtfox]

Maybe, but that wouldn't be very honest of me if I just accepted it, would it?

[chevaliered]

[ ... ]

Noooo, but there's nothing saying you can't? Or shouldn't?