[seasonality] catchall for crow

[wtfox]

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[wtfox]

I guess I just don't have a very good imagination!

[chevaliered]

Just imagine people falling over in silly ways and calculate the angle they fell at and how long it'll take for them to hit the ground?

[wtfox]

Wait, are you trying to get me to go back to class?

[chevaliered]

[ pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffttttttttttttttt ]

No.

[wtfox]

Good, 'cause I'm not going back!

[said with all the certainty of a 14-year-old who definitely knows best]

[chevaliered]

[ 14-year-olds never know best. source: me, i was a 14-year-old once. ]

Does that mean you have to double up on other classes to make up for it?

[wtfox]

Oh.

[a beat]

I hope not.

[chevaliered]

…

How many times do you think they’ll let me take colouring to avoid the rest of my cats classes and all if physics and does Shakespeare is gay?

[wtfox]

There's only one way to find out, right?

[chevaliered]

Nice.

I am gonna be the most veteran colorer the world has ever seen. [ no, he’s just gonna nap for half of it and then colour like the wind. ]

Seriously though, what about physics made it so unpalatable that Miss Future-Dean’s-List is playing hooky?

[wtfox]

[wait, hold on]

"Miss Future-Dean's-List"? You mean me?

[chevaliered]

Assuming it’s an accolade for eating all your vegetables and doing well in class, I don’t think it’s going to go to the guy who napped through most of colouring in the lines 101 versus literally anyone who took the Very Serious physics class, do you?

Even if they did sneak out partway through.

[wtfox]

[she giggles]

If anything I think it'll go to someone who stayed for the whole class!

[chevaliered]

Did they take attendance though? You might get away with it.

[wtfox]

Maybe, but that wouldn't be very honest of me if I just accepted it, would it?

[chevaliered]

[ ... ]

Noooo, but there's nothing saying you can't? Or shouldn't?

[wtfox]

Someone who actually earned it should get it though, right...?

[chevaliered]

I don't really think this place is big on playing fair. We don't even know how the current three stars of the list even made it there, after all.

[wtfox]

That's true... even they don't know why they're up there. That's gotta be pretty unsettling for them.

[chevaliered]

Yeah, it's more than a little ominous. Dorm leaders don't seem fussed by it, but... they don't seem all that fussed about anything we're fussed about so.

[ jury's out on if he's reassured by that or not. ]

[wtfox]

I mean, I guess this is kinda like... normal stuff for them. Since they were expecting people to show up for school, so the dean's list thing probably would've happened even if we could remember applying to this place, right?

[chevaliered]

Maybe...? But it still doesn't really explain the criteria for it. Maybe they think those three wrote a really good admission essay and that's why they're up there?

[wtfox]

Who knows? That's as good a guess as anything, honestly, because we don't know anything at all.

[chevaliered]

We know literally nothing. It's starting to get embarrassing.

[wtfox]

Right? Like, this is a school. Aren't we supposed to start knowing things?