[seasonality] catchall for claude

[wtfox]

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[wtfox]

Or you could just steal their phone so they don't, like, get drunk and leave a hundred messages!

[phone thievery a go-to option in miraculous ladybug!!]

[shaft]

[ He considers this. ]

But couldn't they just get another phone?

[wtfox]

Phones are expensive.

[shaft]

That's true, but do you really think they'll just forgo having one?

They might steal it back.

[wtfox]

They'd have to find it first!

[shaft]

They're single! That's a lot of free time and determination.

[wtfox]

Okay, smash the phone beyond repair, then.

[shaft]

[ why is lila being so violent in both our threads ]

I feel like this is more punitive than it needs to be.

[wtfox]

[beause violent comedy is a cartoon staple]

Oh, you're right. Actually, come to think of it, if they can't use voicemails they might just show up on their ex's doorstep, and that would be worse.

[shaft]

They could. Maybe we could just lock them up? They'd move on after a day or two.

[wtfox]

They might sue us for wrongful imprisonment, though.

[shaft]

We would still give them food, water and entertainment.

[ please don't let these near people ]

[wtfox]

Yeah, but freedom of movement is, like, a human right or something.

[shaft]

Even if it's for their own good? There are people kept in hospitals and prisons.

[wtfox]

Oh, like being involuntarily committed...

[shaft]

Don't you think it's similar?

[wtfox]

I guess so... so they'd be, what, committed for "temporary insanity due to bad breakup"?

[shaft]

It's a little harsh, but it's in their best interest.

[wtfox]

Like being put in time out when you're a kid, right?

[shaft]

Yes! Exactly. And that's not a human rights violation, is it?

[wtfox]

Well, noooo... but parents have more rights over a kid than we have over our friends, no?

[shaft]

I think friends have rights... [ not that he would know, he's never had any ] You invest a lot into a friendship.

[wtfox]

Enough to justify locking someone up against their will?

[shaft]

[ he goes silent for a moment ]

... We've really gone down an odd path, haven't we?

[wtfox]

...yeah, we really have. I don't think I like it.