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They could. Maybe we could just lock them up? They'd move on after a day or two.

They might sue us for wrongful imprisonment, though.

We would still give them food, water and entertainment.

[ please don't let these near people ]

Yeah, but freedom of movement is, like, a human right or something.

Even if it's for their own good? There are people kept in hospitals and prisons.

Oh, like being involuntarily committed...

Don't you think it's similar?

I guess so... so they'd be, what, committed for "temporary insanity due to bad breakup"?

It's a little harsh, but it's in their best interest.

Like being put in time out when you're a kid, right?

Yes! Exactly. And that's not a human rights violation, is it?

Well, noooo... but parents have more rights over a kid than we have over our friends, no?

I think friends have rights... [ not that he would know, he's never had any ] You invest a lot into a friendship.

Enough to justify locking someone up against their will?

[ he goes silent for a moment ]

... We've really gone down an odd path, haven't we?

...yeah, we really have. I don't think I like it.

I guess neither of us has much experience with heartbreak.

I guess not... I definitely can't say I've ever had my heart broken. So like... it's harder to relate and figure out a way that would actually help.

Neither have I. I suppose we should consider ourselves lucky.

[

she appears to be considering something very seriously]

Wait, does this mean we're the heartbreakers?

[ silence ]

... Could it be? Is someone going to get revenge on us?

I hadn't thought about this before but now I'm afraid.

[

she says, but the corners of her lips keep twitching up like she's trying not to laugh]

Hm...

I wouldn't mind the challenge.

[ wednesday: claude immediately regrets these words ]

[she can't help but giggle at that]

Oh, good luck, then!

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