[seasonality] catchall for yamato

[wtfox]

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[wtfox]

Grudges...? Uh-oh...

[yikes]

It's too bad they can't understand that it was an accident.

[ghoststrums]

Well, they're just birds...

[ stupid, fat, angry birds... ]

But they wouldn't stop chasing Beau earlier, so I'd steer clear of the moat for a while if I were you.

[wtfox]

...are they gonna give you trouble if you go back to the moat?

[ghoststrums]

... Maybe, by association...

[wtfox]

[she facepalms]

Okay, looking back on it, skipping rocks on the water was a really bad idea with geese nearby.

[ghoststrums]

[ heh ]

A little. Not the stupidest idea I've been part of, though. And someone's probably done stupider with those geese already.

[wtfox]

[she thinks about it


and nods]

You're probably right about that.

[ghoststrums]

... And we definitely don't have to tell anyone this happened.

[wtfox]

Yeah, it can be our secret. I won't tell if you don't.

[ghoststrums]

Works for me. [ ... he turns to look at the door ] We might be stuck here for a little bit, though.

[wtfox]

[there is a cacophony of furious honking from outside.]

They'll have to give up and go away eventually. Right...?

[ghoststrums]

... Maybe when they get hungry...

[ HONK HONK HONK HONK ]

[wtfox]

...did your dorm head leave pastries in here for you guys? Maybe if there's fresh bread, we could throw it out the window for them and lure them away?

[a beat]

Or is it just ducks that like that stuff?

[ghoststrums]

I think it's all birds? But yeah, we've got some stuff. [ which i forgot but sure let's go check it, self. and also yamato ] The question is how to throw the muffins without them coming in...

[wtfox]

Maybe if we cracked open the windows just enough for us to be able to throw it out, but not enough for them to get inside? They're bigger than pieces of bread.

[ghoststrums]

Yeah. They're kind of fat, aren't they?

[ don't body shame the birds, yamato. ]

[wtfox]

A little. I guess they eat well.

[wish that was me]

[ghoststrums]

Probably because everyone's bribing them to leave them alone with pastries.

[wtfox]

If it works, it works... oh, but maybe that's why they get so aggressive otherwise, because they know we'll try to pay them off with food!

[ghoststrums]

Probably. That's why you're not supposed to feed wild animals, right?

[wtfox]

Oh, maybe! I thought it was so they didn't get used to it and then just end up hungry when there aren't people around to give them food.

[ghoststrums]

It could be both? There's not that many wild animals in Tokyo...

[wtfox]

Yeah, that'd make sense.

[a beat]

...should we just wait it out then so we don't contribute to the problem?

[ghoststrums]

... Well, it's my own dorm, so I'm fine, but we can try out your method and I'll escort you to yours if you want.

[wtfox]

But they could attack you on your way back...