[seasonality] catchall for yamato

[wtfox]

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[wtfox]

Yeah, it can be our secret. I won't tell if you don't.

[ghoststrums]

Works for me. [ ... he turns to look at the door ] We might be stuck here for a little bit, though.

[wtfox]

[there is a cacophony of furious honking from outside.]

They'll have to give up and go away eventually. Right...?

[ghoststrums]

... Maybe when they get hungry...

[ HONK HONK HONK HONK ]

[wtfox]

...did your dorm head leave pastries in here for you guys? Maybe if there's fresh bread, we could throw it out the window for them and lure them away?

[a beat]

Or is it just ducks that like that stuff?

[ghoststrums]

I think it's all birds? But yeah, we've got some stuff. [ which i forgot but sure let's go check it, self. and also yamato ] The question is how to throw the muffins without them coming in...

[wtfox]

Maybe if we cracked open the windows just enough for us to be able to throw it out, but not enough for them to get inside? They're bigger than pieces of bread.

[ghoststrums]

Yeah. They're kind of fat, aren't they?

[ don't body shame the birds, yamato. ]

[wtfox]

A little. I guess they eat well.

[wish that was me]

[ghoststrums]

Probably because everyone's bribing them to leave them alone with pastries.

[wtfox]

If it works, it works... oh, but maybe that's why they get so aggressive otherwise, because they know we'll try to pay them off with food!

[ghoststrums]

Probably. That's why you're not supposed to feed wild animals, right?

[wtfox]

Oh, maybe! I thought it was so they didn't get used to it and then just end up hungry when there aren't people around to give them food.

[ghoststrums]

It could be both? There's not that many wild animals in Tokyo...

[wtfox]

Yeah, that'd make sense.

[a beat]

...should we just wait it out then so we don't contribute to the problem?

[ghoststrums]

... Well, it's my own dorm, so I'm fine, but we can try out your method and I'll escort you to yours if you want.

[wtfox]

But they could attack you on your way back...

[ghoststrums]

I'm good at running.

[wtfox]

I'm not too bad at running, myself! And my dorm's just across the way.

[ghoststrums]

Yeah, but you're...

[ a young teenage girl how do you word that without sounding sexist ]

[wtfox]

Hm? What am I?

[ghoststrums]

You're younger than me, so I'm responsible.

[ good enough. ]

[wtfox]

[ghoststrums]

[ ...... ]

Well, suit yourself. I'm not going to force you.

[wtfox]

It was nice of you to offer! But I can manage, really.