[seasonality] catchall for bradley

[wtfox]

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[wtfox]

[wow! you're right! this is sad, gay, and fucked up!!

lila looks concerned, watching the distant expression on his face.]

...Bradley...?

[is. is that why his corpse turned into a rock.]

[battling]

[This is exactly why his corpse became a rock.

There's a slight frown on his features as he turns towards Lila.]

Yeah? So ya saw that, huh?

[wtfox]

[she nods, her expression growing more concerned as she sees that slight frown on his face.]

...yeah. I saw it. [...] Would you... prefer it if I pretended that I didn't?

[battling]

What? No.

[As far as he's concerned this is basically like the bats showing off recorded bits of conversation. Just with a visual component too.]

This place is fuckin' weird about it, but what happens is what happens.

[wtfox]

And turning to stone is just... something that happens, too?

[SIR?]

[battling]

When a wizard dies their body becomes a mana stone.

[Gacha currency!]

[wtfox]

...so that's why there was a rock after the trial.

[battling]

[Blinks?!]

Only after trial? It should be immediate.

[wtfox]

Yeah, not until after the trial. You still looked like, uh - [she gestures at him] - not a rock, so they were able to examine your injuries and stuff to try and figure out who killed you.

[battling]

... That's fucking weird, but I guess they did figure something out.

[wtfox]

Yeah....

[she glances in rupert's direction, wherever he happens to be in this daycare]

So--

[and then bam! memshare! god i hate the writing in this show.]

[battling]

[ Bradley, looking at this lying and just. Internally in pain. Why does everybody he knows suck at lying so badly?

How did it work? ]

So?

[wtfox]

[canon says it's ~very convincing~.]

So... I was going to ask, if you're not a rock right now, I guess that means we're not really dead? We were talking about this being the afterlife, but...

[battling]

[ sometimes... Canon is wrong. ]

Y'know, I always thought death would be the end of it. So the fact we're still around in some fashion means we're chained to this place. Somehow.

[wtfox]

[shoves canon into the seine. this is my character now.]

Better than just being gone, but... considering none of us wanted to be here in the first place, it's not very good.

[battling]

Wonder if it's somethin' about being pulled into this place against our will. Won't let go 'til it thinks it's finished.

[wtfox]

If that's the case, I'm going to find whatever pulled us here and kick its butt.

[battling]

I'm gonna rip its limbs off.

[wtfox]

That's a bit much...

[


but the part of her that's still salty about getting hit by a car during execution is smiling a little. luckily(?), that's being hidden by her hands.]

[battling]

Nah, not fer all the shit it's puttin' us through.

[wtfox]

That's true - it should definitely pay for what we're going through, somehow.

[battling]

And make sure it can never do this shit again.

[wtfox]

Exactly! No one else should have to go through this sort of thing.

[battling]

See? Every reason to rip them off.

[wtfox]

I guess you'd know best... you're the adult here, after all!