[seasonality] catchall for bradley

[wtfox]

Comments

[battling]

Seemed limitless, 's the thing.

[wtfox]

Yeah, it kinda did...

[battling]

Dunno why they'd lie about it either.

[wtfox]

...to get us to cooperate?

[battling]

They weren't the ones who brought us here. Still better to view it with some suspicion. Even if they think it's true, it ain't like we got proof.

[wtfox]

Yeah... I guess I can see how some people might believe it, 'cause someone was able to bring us here in the first place, which is... it couldn't have been easy! But you're right, we don't know for sure.

[battling]

Dunno how 's the thing. There's a wizard back home who can make teleportation doors, but it ain't like he can go across worlds.

[wtfox]

There's a superhero in America called the Doorman who can do the same thing...

[battling]

[blankly]

"America"?

[wtfox]

The United States of America...? It's a country.

[battling]

Is this one of those "Earth" things?

[wtfox]

Mmhm. What are the countries called in your world?

[battling]

North, West, South, East and Central.

[wtfox]

Oh! Well, that makes it easy to get around even if you have a bad sense of direction, huh!

[battling]

Haha, yeah. 's just the way they were named. Way before my time.

[wtfox]

They're good names! Very practical.

[battling]

Makes it easy t' tell where yer going. It's nice.

Anyway, does, uh. "Doorman"- they go across worlds, or just the one?

[wtfox]

Just the one, I think. I've never heard of him opening a door to another world. Just from, like, one country to another.

[battling]

Fast travel like that's so useful.

[said like somebody who can't do that]

[wtfox]

I know, right? I wish everyone could do that, it would be nice.

[battling]

It's high level stuff for wizards too.

[wtfox]

I mean, I guess I can see why... even traveling normally is dangerous, so traveling such a long distance in an instant is probably dangerous in its own way.

[battling]

Could get attacked by bandits or somethin'. Could skip that if ya teleported.

If ya fly, 's a little safer. Dependin' on where you're goin'.

[wtfox]

Yeah, but then I guess if everyone could do that, the people who normally work for airports and on planes wouldn't have jobs, right...?

[battling]

[He's lost again.]

What? What're ya talkin' about?