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[personal profile] chevaliered 2021-06-21 10:17 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe they’d be acclimatised to you by then and you’ll be amiable if not friends with them. And then they’d stop biting you.
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[personal profile] chevaliered 2021-06-21 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe you could wear a bite-proof vest...?
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[personal profile] chevaliered 2021-06-21 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Those super goth looking platform ones that go up to your knees? Yeah. Protect the legs from the geese.
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[personal profile] chevaliered 2021-06-22 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
And you’d be a good…. what, four inches taller than then suddenly? You could just loom over them menacingly.

No idea if it’d work or not, but it’d feel powerful as heck.
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[personal profile] chevaliered 2021-06-22 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not been working out for me so far, but maybe it's all about the attitude.
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[personal profile] chevaliered 2021-06-23 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
...

[ pfft. ]




It's a start.
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[personal profile] chevaliered 2021-06-24 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe it doesn't work when you announce it before it happens, rather than just going with the anger flow.
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[personal profile] chevaliered 2021-06-25 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Kinda lessens the impact, y’know? You’ve just gotta spring it on those geese when they least expect it.

[ i hope the gy is just goose central ]
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[personal profile] chevaliered 2021-06-25 11:25 am (UTC)(link)
They sneak up on us enough times they definitely deserve it.