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lila 🦊 volpina ([personal profile] wtfox) wrote2021-06-07 04:10 pm
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feytality: (that's what she said)

[personal profile] feytality 2021-06-28 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Yep, that's exactly it! You know, the horrible prosecutor actually retrained her not to say something.... but we still managed to fish info out of her, anyway. Plus, we found out his safe combination!

Pretty cool, huh?
wtfox: not your judgment (look i need your help)

[personal profile] wtfox 2021-06-28 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, so the prosecutor just - lied? They trained the parrot to lie?

[lila, suddenly realizing she has a new potential career option]
feytality: What's even more awkward than this: they forgot all about AJ when they made DD (Soooo about that AJ)

[personal profile] feytality 2021-07-04 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ i love and support her ]

Crazy, right?
wtfox: his pickup line was i swear i'm not a serial killer and you went on the date??? (you went on the date?)

[personal profile] wtfox 2021-07-04 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Why would someone do that?
feytality: What's even more awkward than this: they forgot all about AJ when they made DD (Soooo about that AJ)

[personal profile] feytality 2021-07-16 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
He was just that obsessed with winning....
wtfox: goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you (it's done i'm done)

[personal profile] wtfox 2021-07-16 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, what an awful guy...

[lila, inwardly: yeah, awful that he got caught]
feytality: I still got nothing wittier than that (NO U)

[personal profile] feytality 2021-07-16 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ i want this au tbh ]

He really was! He electrocuted me and Nick!
wtfox: with a note that said "the gummy army won" (woke up covered in gummy bears)

[personal profile] wtfox 2021-07-16 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
[me too]

He did what?! He better have gotten arrested for that, that's assault!
feytality: (She's sad because I'm bad at keywords tb)

[personal profile] feytality 2021-07-16 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
No... it was in the police station, too.

[ lila's goals ]
wtfox: ...wait... (you left your phone here)

[personal profile] wtfox 2021-07-16 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
Yikes! Just how influential was this jerk?
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