wtfox | [seasonality] catchall for futaba

[ ignore the fact her face is still dripping ]

I guess it gave people an easy target with how little time we had left.

...if this happens again, we need to ban people from volunteering. It doesn't help.

[ that gets a rapid nod of a reaction out of her ]

It really doesn't!!!!!! People just stop thinking after knowing they have someone to scapegoat! Who needs to find out the truth when you have a target, right?? Just blame the person that's set up!

[ haha, hello trigger button ]

Right! So we need to make it clear from the start... no one volunteers, and no one actually votes for whoever volunteers. Period.

We need to find the truth, not just vote for whoever's convenient!

Yeah....! We've gotta do a lot better with all of our clues so it doesn't come down to this again.

[ ....god. she doesn't wanna do this again ]

...hopefully it won't happen again at all.

[ TWICE IS ONLY A COINCIDENCE, RIGHT? RIGHT. ]

Yeah, hopefully. [ she swallows, expression going hard ] But if it does, I want us to be more ready than them.

[once they hit three times it's enemy action]

...yeah. I want that too.

[ we declare war ]

It'd be sooooooo much easier if I had legit any of my gear but it's gonna take like, a thousand vouchers to get even a quarter of it.

[ UGH. NERFED. ]

But there's gotta be more we can do without it..!

Some of the others were talking about, like, polygraphs and fingerprinting kits...? Maybe we could put our vouchers together next week before anything happens and stock up, just in case.

[ she starts ticking off her fingers ]

A bottle of luminol.... a basic fingerprinting kit.... a black light definitely! Polygraph might get a little expensive...

...maybe we should read books about forensics in the library to get an idea of what other things we could ask for.

[ she points! ]

That's a great idea! It wouldn't surprise me if all the answers we needed were hidden in there!

[ we all know that reading dense boring books is not a common skill after all ]

Okay, let's go investigating later, then. First thing on Monday!

[

because they will probably need sunday to help whoever goes into the expulsion with manwol, she thinks but does not say.]