[seasonality] catchall for nier

[wtfox]

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[wtfox]

[she giggles]

That's right! Keep it a secret when we're on our way out, okay? No one from my world can know. Secret identities and all that.

[amain]

Your secret is safe with me. I wouldn't want to get in the way of all the superhero things you do.

So what recipe did you want to start?

[wtfox]

Thanks!

[hmm... she considers that.]

There are some recipes that are easier than others... since we'll have to use whatever's in the kitchen here, we might as well go with the simpler ones. How do you feel about black pepper?

[amain]

I personally like black pepper.

[ IMAGINE NOT SEASONING YOUR FOOD A BIT also black pepper is a good flavor. ]

[wtfox]

Then I know exactly what we should make.

[she then proceeds to explain the recipe but i refuse to reword it]

It's a classic! It's really tasty, and really easy to do.

[amain]

... It sounds really good despite being simple.

[ He nods, but they must eat their food first. ]

I learned how to make bolognese, carbonara, and... Ragu?

[wtfox]

It is!

[she grins and eats some of her food. better to eat now so she's not tempted to make Too Many Things for dinner just because she's hungry...]

Did you learn how to make them out of a cookbook? Or did someone teach you? Kon's a pretty good cook...

[amain]

From a cookbook... Since we never got to visit the library together.

[ Wow. Feels bad. But it's fine. Lila is here and they are eating some nice things. I can't believe to say that Nier got less food than Lila. ]

[wtfox]

[aww. that does feel bad.]

I want to try one of the recipes you learned, then!

[amain]

[ it is ok ]

Let me warn you that it might not be the most authentic.

[ I've never been to Italy. OBVIOUSLY. ]

[wtfox]

That's okay. I'm used to eating things that aren't authentic.

[as she's shoveling some spaghetti into her mouth - this isn't authentic at all, but it's still better than applesauce.]

[amain]

... That sounds so sad, Lila, like you lost all hope.

[ He's watching her just stuff herself as he himself eats like a bird. ]

[wtfox]

It's hard to find good Italian food outside of Italy. French food is pretty decent, too, but it just doesn't measure up to the real stuff.

[amain]

I haven't actually looked up French food.

[wtfox]

It's okay. Italian food is better!

[amain]

Is this... Bias?

[wtfox]

No, it's the truth. Anyone with good taste will say the same.

[amain]

[ Hmmm. ]

I should try them side to side one day, then.

[wtfox]

Sure, go ahead! You'll like the Italian dish much better.

[amain]

Maybe... They'd need to be the same quality if I want to properly judge.

[wtfox]

Hmm... then I guess you'd need French food cooked by a French chef and Italian food cooked by an Italian chef.

[amain]

... Huh. You can fit for Italian, but we don't know any French, right?

[ Welp. Anyway— ]

Oh, right. We had a task about challenges before and I gave Beauregard to mimic your favorite show. The one where people try to replicate the food they see.

[wtfox]

I lived in France before I came here, but... yeah, I haven't really learned to cook French food.

[...but, ooh. she leans forward, interested.]

Ooh? How did it turn out?

[amain]

[ Using his phone, he shows her these two pictures (example, execution). ]

[wtfox]

[


she's trying so hard not to burst out laughing because beau did her best]

You know, I've seen worse on the show itself...!