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[seasonality] catchall for rupert

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Seriously! You know what I keep thinking about? He keeps finding, like, one key a week. Don't you think if you normally lost your keys, they would be in the same place? Did he just wander around dropping one key at a time and not noticing until they were all gone?

That's what I want to know. I, like, SCOURED the entire daycare back when we only had one room, and nothing. And then suddenly he finds a key that lets us go outside? Hello? Where the heck was it?

What do you want to be they're somewhere in his pockets? Actually, wait, does he even have pockets?

It seems like the only clothing he's wearing is his stupid hat.

...Are the keys in his hat.

I had someone ask and apparently they're not.

[squints for like ten seconds]

Then - you know what, I'm not even sure I want to know. The answer is probably going to be stupid.

Name one thing about this place that isn't.

The people?

[a beat.]

Yeah.

...What is it?

I mean, the bear kind of counts as "people," apparently, soo...

[she can't say... "the people" aren't stupid...]

...I feel like that might have been a little uncalled for, but I get what you meant!

Losing its keys and getting us all stuck in here was also uncalled for, so, yeah.

Sure, but he's still a person...

A stupid person.

Yeah, not going to argue that.

I rest my case.

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