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lila 🦊 volpina ([personal profile] wtfox) wrote2021-06-05 07:41 pm
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heartlands: (pic#14895025)

[personal profile] heartlands 2021-06-08 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[as soon as anything appears on the screen, before they even see the cgi monstrosities:]

—What is that?! [oops. that was loud.] I mean, uh, whaaaaat is that.

[sometimes you have never seen a movie before in your life and didn't even know what movies were prior to this moment, and cats 2019 is clearly an excellent place to start?]
wtfox: i'm made of fruit (no one can touch me)

[personal profile] wtfox 2021-06-08 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
[...!

whisperwhisper]

Oh! I guess they don't have movies where you're from?
heartlands: (pic#14895019)

[personal profile] heartlands 2021-06-08 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
[shaking his head! as he whispers back:]

No. They don't have a lot of stuff where I'm from, as I'm quickly finding out... What is it?
wtfox: but with my new knife sharpener i have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter, fuck with me mario i dare you! (talk shit all you want)

kicks gmail's ass

[personal profile] wtfox 2021-06-09 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
It's like... a story, but it's acted out by people so it's like you're watching it, only it's recorded so you don't have to be there when they're doing the acting, you can watch it whenever you want.
heartlands: (pic#14895020)

[personal profile] heartlands 2021-06-09 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, seriously? That's really cool! So... Kind of like those pictures you can make using the phones, but it also moves?

[so much excitement! that is going to end very quickly, because the opening music is coming on. in his last few moments of childlike innocence:]

Wow...
wtfox: i'm made of fruit (no one can touch me)

[personal profile] wtfox 2021-06-09 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly like that!

[a beat]

Ooh, the scenery is really pr-... what the heck is that.

[hello, cats.]
heartlands: (pic#14895025)

[personal profile] heartlands 2021-06-09 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
I...

That's... What?

[he has nothing more to say yet, but he's making this exact face.]
wtfox: i do evil things because i want to not because of the law (i am not lawful evil!)

[personal profile] wtfox 2021-06-09 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
[she rubs at her eyes as if she expects to see something different when her hands come away


but nope. it's exactly what she was looking at before.]

Uhhh...
heartlands: (pic#14895025)

[personal profile] heartlands 2021-06-09 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Is... Is this still a movie.
wtfox: goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you (it's done i'm done)

[personal profile] wtfox 2021-06-09 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
I feel like it's an insult to movies to call this a movie.
heartlands: (pic#14895026)

[personal profile] heartlands 2021-06-09 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[whispered:]

Would it be better or worse if I had a frame of reference for this...?
wtfox: actually, he's better off without you and that's what really matters (you're better off without him)

[personal profile] wtfox 2021-06-12 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
[I WILL KILL GMAIL FOR NOT GIVING ME THIS NOTIF]

Better, because at least this wouldn't be your only example of a movie...!
heartlands: (pic#14961328)

[personal profile] heartlands 2021-06-12 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Honestly, I'm just glad to know there are better ones, because that was... Wow.
wtfox: and i have lost all faith in humanity (i'm currently watching a guy eat cacti)

[personal profile] wtfox 2021-06-12 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
It was pretty awful, right? I feel sorry for every cat-lover who watched that movie.
heartlands: (pic#14961327)

[personal profile] heartlands 2021-06-13 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I feel like everyone who watched it in general should get an apology.
wtfox: to tase anyone not wearing a mask (it should be perfectly legal)

[personal profile] wtfox 2021-06-13 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously. It was like torture. My eyes will never be the same.
heartlands: (pic#14961327)

[personal profile] heartlands 2021-06-13 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
...Do you think we would get in trouble if we just left?
wtfox: i'm made of fruit (no one can touch me)

[personal profile] wtfox 2021-06-13 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
...maybe the professor won't notice if we're really quiet about it.
heartlands: (pic#14961325)

[personal profile] heartlands 2021-06-13 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
When I'm sneaking out of the castle I usually go out the windows, but that's more complicated without something to use to scale down the wall...

[rupert]
wtfox: for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly (he was literally screaming at me)

[personal profile] wtfox 2021-06-13 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[...boy,]

Hmm... I think we might be a little too high up for that to work. I've got my jacket, but that's not big enough to really be a rope...
heartlands: (pic#14895019)

[personal profile] heartlands 2021-06-13 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, the door is probably safer... It's just a matter of getting there before he notices.
wtfox: but if i ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING i will commit you to an asylum (i know you would never do it)

[personal profile] wtfox 2021-06-13 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe we can try to make a break for it when he's distracted by the movie...?
heartlands: (pic#14961327)

[personal profile] heartlands 2021-06-13 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! I can yell something to distract him and then we can both run. What's the worst thing to say to someone who likes this movie?
wtfox: you might be wondering if that was a typo ... it's not (i got locked into my place today)

[personal profile] wtfox 2021-06-13 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean, it's a cats movie, so maybe, like, "101 Dalmatians was way better"?

But if you shout won't he look this way?
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