[well, that was... wait, i wasn't prepared for it immediately!
by which i mean, she's younger and smaller than him, but he's a twink and also taken off guard, so he goes down! and starts shoving at her as he does. mud wrestling time.]
[she's younger and smaller than him but she's also fucking ruthless i am so sorry for your entire life right now rupert
of all the people he could have picked to help out with this, he really made a bad choice. she is, unfortunately, competitive and doesn't want to lose, even if it's at something dumb like this.]
[the fact that she is naturally better than him at this is definitely helped by the fact that he a. is trying really hard not to actually do anything that could hurt her even a little b. very surprised and thrown off by hard she's going, so
rip indeed!!]
Wait, hang on—
[sometimes you just get wrecked by a fourteen year old and it's fine]
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well, this works out
and then tackles him to the ground, which i guess in this case is the mud. that's as much an answer as anything.]
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by which i mean, she's younger and smaller than him, but he's a twink and also taken off guard, so he goes down! and starts shoving at her as he does. mud wrestling time.]
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of all the people he could have picked to help out with this, he really made a bad choice. she is, unfortunately, competitive and doesn't want to lose, even if it's at something dumb like this.]
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rip indeed!!]
Wait, hang on—
[sometimes you just get wrecked by a fourteen year old and it's fine]
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wait. she supposes.]
...did you challenge me to wrestling just so I'd beat you up? That's weird.
[get on her level, rupert!!]
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